Damien on… The Problem With Jehovah’s Witnesses
…is they missed a trick.
We’ve all seen them – two guys dressed in cheap plain black suits, with plain black ties and plain white shirts.
They knock on a door and when it opens, usually one of three things happens: if the occupant has them, he sets the dogs on them – or he slams the door in their faces – or gives one of them a sucker-punch and THEN slams the door in their faces.
Fair enough. But since the late Seventies, the JW boys have had a better option staring them in the face.
The thing is, their conventions require that they avoid ostentatious garb, etc. But that would hardly include plain, plastic-framed dark glasses – or black Trilby hats (do you see where I’m going with this?)
Yes indeed, we are talking about – THE BLUES BROTHERS!
How cool would THAT be?
And while I’m on this, another thought occurs: maybe the Men In Black who allegedly turn up at incidents involving aliens – are just Jehovah’s Witnesses?
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