The World According To Damien
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Damien on… The Problem With Jehovah’s Witnesses

…is they missed a trick.

We’ve all seen them – two guys dressed in cheap plain black suits, with plain black ties and plain white shirts.

They knock on a door and when it opens, usually one of three things happens: if the occupant has them, he sets the dogs on them – or he slams the door in their faces – or gives one of them a sucker-punch and THEN slams the door in their faces.

Fair enough. But since the late Seventies, the JW boys have had a better option staring them in the face.

The thing is, their conventions require that they avoid ostentatious garb, etc. But that would hardly include plain, plastic-framed dark glasses – or black Trilby hats (do you see where I’m going with this?)

Yes indeed, we are talking about – THE BLUES BROTHERS!

The Blues Brothers

How cool would THAT be?

And while I’m on this, another thought occurs: maybe the Men In Black who allegedly turn up at incidents involving aliens – are just Jehovah’s Witnesses?

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I decide to “elevate” the following exchange from Comments…

You shouldn’t make light of these bastards. A friend of mine died because his Jehovah’s Witness wife wouldn’t let the medics give him a blood transfusion.

David Wright – December 23, 2013 at 8:59 am

 

Ah yes. The JWs’ famous misinterpretation of Leviticus 17:12 (or in America, probably 12:17) which was written WAY before the technology of blood transfusion existed and was clearly intended to cover cannibalism. I’m sure many others have died because of that.

Then again, the cancer of religion has been the cause of COUNTLESS deaths over the millennia – think of 9:11 (or more properly, 11:9) for a start. 3,000 died there. Plus umpteen terrorist bombings. And it’s not new – the Spanish Inquisition (which NO-ONE expected) did for at least ANOTHER 3,000. And who KNOWS how many perished during The Crusades?

But as Eric Idle reminds us in “The Life Of Brian” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M

Vincent – December 24, 2013 at 1:18 pm

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4 Responses to “Damien on… The Problem With Jehovah’s Witnesses”

  1. You shouldn’t make light of these bastards. A friend of mine died because his Jehovah’s Witness wife wouldn’t let the medics give him a blood transfusion.

  2. Ah yes. The JWs’ famous misinterpretation of Leviticus 17:12 (or in America, probably 12:17) which was written WAY before the technology of blood transfusion existed and was clearly intended to cover cannibalism. I’m sure many others have died because of that.

    Then again, the cancer of religion has been the cause of COUNTLESS deaths over the millennia – think of 9:11 (or more properly, 11:9) for a start. 3,000 died there. Plus umpteen terrorist bombings. And it’s not new – the Spanish Inquisition (which NO-ONE expected) did for at least ANOTHER 3,000. And who KNOWS how many perished during The Crusades?

    But as Eric Idle reminds us in “The Life Of Brian” – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M

  3. I wonder how many more dimwits were indoctrinated into the Yehovah Witless evil by Michael Jackson’s mother.

  4. I mean: by the vast donations she and the Donny clan must have made.


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