The World According To Damien
in a World gone mad – one sane voice emerges…

Damien on… Liz Windsor And The American President

royal coach

During the recent state visit of Barack Obama to Great Britain, it was decided to pull out all the stops.

Thus it was that in due course, Barry found himself seated by QE2 in the royal coach, pulled by a pair of white horses.

As the procession made its way down The Mall, one of the horses let rip with a sustained and stentorian fart.

“Whoops!” said Her Majesty, making a hurried fanning motion under her nose.

“That’s perfectly okay, Ma’am,” replied POTUS, “If you hadn’t said anything, I’d have assumed it was the horse.”

I’m here all week…


2 Responses to “Damien on… Liz Windsor And The American President”

  1. The music halls, that the mother (1880-1966) of my mother (1908-1974) used to attend enthusiastically, used to rely on the audience being drunk on gin, I believe. But the above is a joke where you do not have to be drunk. It IS a joke isn’t it?

  2. YES! It’s based on an alleged quote I heard once – from a book by Kenneth Williams.

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