Damien on… Liz Windsor And The American President
During the recent state visit of Barack Obama to Great Britain, it was decided to pull out all the stops.
Thus it was that in due course, Barry found himself seated by QE2 in the royal coach, pulled by a pair of white horses.
As the procession made its way down The Mall, one of the horses let rip with a sustained and stentorian fart.
“Whoops!” said Her Majesty, making a hurried fanning motion under her nose.
“That’s perfectly okay, Ma’am,” replied POTUS, “If you hadn’t said anything, I’d have assumed it was the horse.”
I’m here all week…