The World According To Damien
in a World gone mad – one sane voice emerges…

Damien on… What IS “Jedward”?

I had heard the name – then I SAW it, on a Christmas episode of  “8 Out Of 10 Cats” – but it appeared the other panelists had no more clue than I.

It spoke – or rather, whittered – in an Irish accent.

It had two things that resembled heads – but with a cornfield where the hair would usually have been.

It was dressed in a harlequin costume.

And according to Wiki, it came sixth in a talent contest …and is now worth four and a half MILLION quid.

Verily, as it says at the top of this column – The Absurd IS Now Commonplace…


One Response to “Damien on… What IS “Jedward”?”

  1. p.s. I looked it up on YouTube. Apparently it sings, sort-of.

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