Damien on… What IS “Jedward”?
I had heard the name – then I SAW it, on a Christmas episode of “8 Out Of 10 Cats” – but it appeared the other panelists had no more clue than I.
It spoke – or rather, whittered – in an Irish accent.
It had two things that resembled heads – but with a cornfield where the hair would usually have been.
It was dressed in a harlequin costume.
And according to Wiki, it came sixth in a talent contest …and is now worth four and a half MILLION quid.
Verily, as it says at the top of this column – The Absurd IS Now Commonplace…