Damien on… “People Carriers”
So what dickhead came up with THAT? People carriers. Why not call a cup a drinks carrier? Or how about calling your wallet your money carrier?
I mean, ANY vehicle that carries more than one person is by simple DEFINITION a people carrier. A bus. A coach. A car. A motorbike with a pillion seat. Even a frickin’ TANDAM is a people carrier.
Of course what we understand from the term is what, in my day, used to be called a MINIBUS – a van with seats and windows.
And any bloke forced to buy one just to cart his immediate family around was considered to be a man with no control over his trousers.
A basic three-box CAR could carry a man, his wife and up to three children. Only a Catholic needed more.
But now we see all these damn “people carriers”. Who ARE these people with so little control – they need a frickin’ MINIBUS to transport the results of their libido?