Damien on… (True) Bed-Time Stories
Once upon a time, there was a little old lady called Annie.
Annie lived all alone with three Alsatians named Björn, Benny – and Fritz.
She always kept her doors and windows securely locked, so that no nasty men would steal her valuables.
But sad to say, one day Annie upped and died.
It was nearly three months before her daughter, Janie, came to visit. “I wonder what that funny smell is,” she said.
After a friendly policeman had forced the front door open, she found out.
Next to the CLEAN skeletons of Annie, Björn and Benny – was the partially-decomposed body of Fritz.
Fritz had always been Annie’s favourite.