The World According To Damien
in a World gone mad – one sane voice emerges…

Damien on… Emperor Penguins

We’ve all seen those films of the lives of the Emperor Penguins (if I come back as an animal, PLEASE let it not be one of THOSE) but some questions are never answered. Like, given their appearance is identical, what criteria do they look for in a partner?

And if they all look the same, when they return to the flock (herd?) how the hell do they FIND that partner? Smell? Hardly – we smell of what we eat. And what do penguins eat? “What do you fancy for dinner tonight, Darling?” “Oh, I thought I’d go with the fish.”


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