Damien on… T-Shirt Legends
Nowadays, people wear T-shirts that give FREE advertising to commercial concerns, but In My Day, T-shirts had SLOGANS like MAKE LOVE NOT WAR and I’M WITH STUPID and FRANKIE SAYS RELAX (allright, that last one WAS an ad for a commercial concern, but still).
Anyhay, a while back I decided to buy a bunch of T-shirts and sell them with NEW slogans – mostly MINE. It never happened and now I’m retired. But I offer the slogans here, for YOUR entertainment.
And if any T-shirt manufacturer should happen across this piece – they’re YOURS for ten percent off the top, okay? Here they are. Unless indicated otherwise, they are MY COPYRIGHT!
THERE IS ONLY PASSION – THE REST IS BULLSHIT
THE GUY BEHIND ME WILL PAY
“IT’S A SMALL WORLD – BUT I WOULDN’T WANT TO PAINT IT” Chic Murray
THE ABSURD IS NOW COMMONPLACE
I’M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS (with the Mensa logo)
I’M A PUSHOVER FOR A SOB STORY
LIFE – I’M TOO OLD FOR THIS SH*T
BE ALERT – WE NEED MORE LERTS
IT’S A DANGEROUS WORLD – BUT WHERE ELSE CAN YOU GO?
“YOU CAN’T HAVE EVERYTHING – WHERE WOULD YOU PUT IT?” Steven Wright
I AM A USELESS MEMBER OF SOCIETY
I EAT TOO MUCH, I DRINK TOO MUCH, I SWEAR TOO MUCH, I SMOKE TOO MUCH, I WEIGH TOO MUCH, I TALK TOO MUCH, I THINK TOO MUCH, I BONK TOO MUCH – I AM TOO MUCH
LOVE IS A SENSUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE
GET EDUKATED PROPER – LIKE ME
“OLD AGE ISN’T SO BAD WHEN YOU CONSIDER THE ALTERNATIVE” Maurice Chevalier
I LIKE INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOUR
IT’S ALL A LAUGH, IT’S ALL A GIGGLE
Remember – ten percent! Oh, and if you like shorts, why not visit my smarter brother, Morpheus – on http://morpheusatloppers.wordpress.com/ and checkout “Oxymorons” – or my Zen brother, Cornelius on http://corneliusatloppers.wordpress.com/ and peruse his “Random Thoughts” and “Favourite Quotes”. It’s all good!